During my recent expedition to Scandinavia and the Baltic, I encountered perplexing signage which I admit, being American and not used to subtle European symbols, got me in more than a few sticky situations. Here are a few:
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| Do not give flowers. |
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The American dream (a car, house, and children) is strictly
prohibited. |
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| Jump the shark. |
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Though dogs and cigarettes are not allowed. Pole dancing, on the
other hand, is fine. |
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| Modern art this way. |
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| Push button for inferno. |
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In 100 meters, run someone smaller than yourself down and punch
them in the armpit. |
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| I have no idea. |
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| Free hugs within. |
I'm pretty sure the last one could really get you into trouble :D
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