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| My trash can - "inedible darling" |
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| My garage door - is there a HERS somewhere? |
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| My landlady's playbuoy pontoon lives in my yards during the winter |
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| The menu at the local ice-cream shop advertises options from "south of the boarder." "Boarder" means someone who rents, not at all the same thing as "border." |
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