The Strange Signs Whitmore Lake - Part I
|My trash can - "inedible darling"|
|My garage door - is there a HERS somewhere?|
|My landlady's playbuoy pontoon lives in my yards during the winter|
|The menu at the local ice-cream shop advertises options from "south of the boarder." |
"Boarder" means someone who rents, not at all the same thing as "border."