On Fashion: The Bumpit
When I first discovered the existence of the bumpit, I felt that elation of finding the unexpected in the everyday. This trend says to me humanity is still young. There is a sort of tribal, aboriginal quality to this fashion. The idea of making one's head appear larger is a sort of humane version of ancient Peruvians of skull-binding. Three easy steps to a larger head: simply part and tease, insert bumpit, and spray for hold. Then enjoy your larger head.